We can offer DOUBLE market value for your home: Guaranteed!

If we can't find a way to write a number that is double what your home is worth where it counts (the purchase price) we'll pay you full market value in CASH

Fill in the form below to receive you double market value offer!

Finally, a Home Sale Guarantee That Actually Respects Retirees

You spent decades making smart choices. Paid off your house. Managed every bill. Kept your home tidy. Now retirement is close, and suddenly everyone wants a piece of what you earned. Smiling agents. Flashy buyers. Fast-close vultures calling you at all hours, trying to convince you to give away what you built.

And here's the truth: most of the industry is built to nibble away at your lifetime of work. Hidden fees, lowball offers, confusing contracts. Every “opportunity” is a trap waiting to snap.

I cut through all that. Plain and simple.

I’ll put a purchase price on a contract that’s double your home’s market value. If I can’t write that

contract, you get full market rate in cash.

Now, I must admit, I've had to add a few stipulations to this offer to keep myself from getting screwed over. But don't worry, there's probably fewer stipulations with this offer than on the back of a carton of milk. And none of them are the "this offer only applies on the 9th day of the 6th week of the 15th month between 12am-1am when its raining and theres a rainbow outside" type you see everywhere.

You can read all of them at the very bottom of this page (if you desire boredom). But here's the general gist of all of them:

1. Your home must be free and clear.

2. I'm guaranteeing the making of an offer with a purchase price of double market value, not the closing. I can't completely control the closing; a big portion of that is on you. You know, with the requirement of your signature and everything.

3. You can't be an ass and deliberately try to sabotage the making of the offer or the establishment of the value of the home with an appraiser.

That's it. That's the general gist of all of the stipulations to this offer.

Now go look at the tag on your favorite lawn chair. Which one has more legal disclaimers: the guy offering to pay you double market value for your home or the chair offering you a seat?

Do you believe me now when I say I'm not trying to weasle my way out of this guarantee?

You’ve heard the other guys before: “We’ll buy as-is,” “Fast close,” “No commissions.” Every one of those is designed to confuse or pressure you into accepting less.

This is different. You get a concrete number, on paper, enforceable. No pressure. No guessing. You decide when to act.

People who prey on retirees hide everywhere: slick websites, friendly voices, tiny-print clauses. They count on hesitation and confusion.

I don’t play that game. You get the number. You see the contract. You know the terms.

“What if the double number can’t be written?” — That’s the guarantee. You get full market rate in cash. Otherwise, the double market value number is the real offer.

“What about family or heirs?” — Bring them into the conversation. Transparency is built in. No secrets, no tricks.

“What if the house needs repairs?” — That’s part of the evaluation. You still see the double market purchase price on the contract.

This isn’t about rushing a sale. It’s about giving you the power to control your home’s value. See the number, decide your timing, and protect your dignity.

Every day you wait, the vultures circle. Agents padding fees. Buyers lowballing tired sellers. Systems assuming retirees won’t fight.

Take control. Fill out the form. Get the contract showing double market value. Decide when you’re ready. Protect your lifetime of work.

You earned this. You maintained your home. You made the smart financial moves. Now your home can work for you — exactly as it should.

FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW NOW!

Stipulations of this offer:

1. Ownership Requirement

You must own your home 100% free and clear for this guarantee to apply.
That means: If there’s anything attached to the title that would need to be paid off or handled before sale, this guarantee does not apply.
It only applies to homes that are fully paid off and unencumbered.

2. What “Double Market Value” Means

I guarantee that I can make you an offer with a purchase price listed on the contract that is double your home’s verified market value. If I cannot put that number on a written purchase contract, I’ll pay you market rate in cash instead. That’s the guarantee. The “double market value” refers to the purchase price on the contract, it’s the number that appears on the official agreement.

3. How Market Value Is Determined

For clarity, “market value” means the average of two separate appraisals performed by two licensed local appraisers chosen by me. Both appraisals must be completed before the offer or guarantee is finalized. No online estimates, public tax values, or personal opinions count toward market value.

4. Appraisal Verification

To determine your home’s verified market value, there must be two separate appraisals completed by two different local appraisers of my choosing. Both appraisals must be completed before any offer or guarantee can be finalized.
If either appraisal is refused, delayed, or interfered with, the guarantee does not apply.

5. Offer Fulfillment

Once I present a written offer with a purchase price of double your verified market value, this guarantee has been fulfilled in full.
The guarantee applies to the act of making the offer — not closing, payment, or acceptance.
If I can’t make that written offer, then and only then will you receive market rate in cash.

6. Offer Acceptance Requirement

You cannot refuse or deny the offer and still claim the guarantee. If I present you with an offer that includes a purchase price of double market value, the promise has been fulfilled. Refusing the offer — verbally, in writing, or by inaction — voids the guarantee. The fallback of “market rate in cash” only applies if I cannot write a contract at double market value, not if you choose to decline one.

7. No Prior or Competing Offers

If you have already accepted a different offer (verbally or in writing) before the appraisals or before receiving my offer, the guarantee does not apply. This guarantee is exclusive — it only applies to homeowners who are open, eligible, and available for my offer process.

8. Appraisal Access and Cooperation

For the guarantee to take place, both appraisers of my choosing must be allowed to schedule and complete their appraisals in full. If you deny access, delay, or prevent the appraisals from being completed, the guarantee does not apply.

9. No Shortcut Sales

If you accept any offer (including mine) without completing both appraisals, the guarantee does not apply.
The entire point of the guarantee is transparency — real appraised value, real written numbers.

10. Guarantee Expiration

The guarantee is valid for 30 calendar days from the time you first express interest or provide your contact information.
If the appraisals, access, or documentation aren’t completed within that time, the guarantee expires automatically.

11. Proof of Fulfillment

Once I make a written offer with a purchase price of double your verified market value, the guarantee has been met in full.
If I cannot, you will be offered market rate in cash as the guaranteed fallback.
No other bonuses, credits, or side promises apply.

12. Non-Transferable

This guarantee applies only to the original homeowner and cannot be transferred to any heirs, family members, or representatives without written consent.

13. Common Sense Clause

Any actions taken in bad faith — attempts to manipulate the process, hide property conditions, delay appraisals, or misrepresent ownership — will immediately void the guarantee.